I am tempted to read others answers first, but I will resist, because sometimes it influences my answers.
01) Are you currently in a serious relationship?
02) What was your dream growing up?
To be a scientist and or inventor or chef
03) What talent do you wish you had?
To be able to do a cartwheel.
04) If I bought you a drink what would it be?
Hopefully Raspberry Nestea
05) Favorite vegetable?
06) What was the last book you read?
07) What zodiac sign are you?
Leo or Cancer depending on who you ask
08) Any Tattoos and/or Piercings? Explain where.
09) Worst Habit?
Tie between laziness and self-doubt
10) If you saw me walking down the street would you offer me a ride?
11) What is your favorite sport?
12) Do you have a Pessimistic or Optimistic attitude?
Depends on my mood. I consider myself mostly optimistic, but when in a bad mood, I revert to pessimism.
13) What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator with me?
chat and hope to get unstuck
14) Worst thing to ever happen to you?
hmmm...most of the things I thought were the worst (ie getting fired, ended up being one of the best things). But at the time getting fired from my job and then rejected from vet school (having only applied to one) the next day felt pretty bad.
15) Tell me one weird fact about you.
I am afraid of / hate rubber balloons
16) Do you have any pets?
Kuro and Shiro
17) What if I showed up at your house unexpectedly?
That would be awesome. I miss the days where people did that.
18) What was your first impression of me?
Quiet and funny
19) Do you think clowns are cute or scary?
Scary, especially if they are holding balloons
20) If you could change one thing about how you look, what would it be?
Get rid of my double chin / chubby face
21) Would you be my crime partner or my conscience?
I am a chicken, so more likely conscience
22) What color eyes do you have?
23) Ever been arrested?
24) Bottle or can soda?
Neither, hate soda
25) If you won $10,000 today, what would you do with it?
Pay off one 10th of my student debt..
26) What's your favorite place to hang out at?
27) Do you believe in ghosts?
Not really, but I also don't discount the concept completely
28) Favorite thing to do in your spare time?
29) Do you swear a lot?
Moderate amount, sometimes have trouble turning it off at work or around kids
30) Biggest pet peeve?
31) In one word, how would you describe yourself?
32) Do you believe/appreciate romance?
33) Favorite and least favorite food?
ice cream and mushrooms
34) Do you believe in God?
I believe in the possibility of god